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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Guest Post - Conner Prairie Balloon Breaks Loose - Frightens East Carmel Residents

[Mark Harrison, former Hoosier and now free lance writer for The Onion saw our picture online from Conner Prairie last weekend and insisted there was a story. So we let him write it.]  
Last weekend during one of Don McClean's performances in the Conner Prairie band shell, the famous balloon broke loose from it's moorings and slowly drifted west over Carmel.  Thousands (redact), hundreds (redact), six or seven people who were dining on their patio in Plum Creek were alarmed by the orange and yellow striped globe in the sky just after 9 p.m.  It happened after the intermission between the songs 'And I Love You So' and 'American Pie.'  McClean was so incensed that the balloon had chosen that moment to distract his audience that he refused to play 'Castles In The Air' and completely muffed the words to his signature song, 'American Pie' (although he did correctly later identify the evening as a 'helter skelter in a Summer swelter').  Donna Standifer, visiting friends in Delaware Trace asked where the Pope would be speaking on Sunday. Still others seeing it had an indescribable urge to grab the 89 cent super coke at Ricker's.  Ron R, one of the people in the balloon at the time of it's escape and avid golfer seemed to have discovered a Plum Creek Golf Course secret, observing that surely the par 5, eighth hole had been mismarked and couldn't possibly have been over 200 yards long.  As a result officials from the Noblesville Kiwanis club were apparently reevealuating their January 2013 Polar Bear open which is scheduled there.  Fortunately there were no injuries other to Mr. McClean's pride which frankly hasn't been right since Jimmy Carter was in office.  The balloon was safely back in it's hold by early Monday morning.  (NOTE: Mark writes for The Onion. This is satire. The balloon did not break loose last weekend or to our knowledge any other time).  


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